Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wow, I'm Really Boring

So basically, I've been doing nothing. Big surprise! This cast shit is really getting on my nerves. Luckily, I got clearance last week to cut it down below my knee, so I can actually bend my leg. Thrilling, I know. So that's made things a little bit easier. I love Poland, but I can't wait to get back to Chicago and back to real life. I miss my husband, I miss my cat, I miss school. I do not, however, miss my piece of shit job. It'll be sad when I leave, for sure, but I feel like I'm in some sort of strange limbo and my ass cheeks are getting flat from sitting all the time. Sure, there's always my late nights with CSI, but that can only give me temporary solace. Although the new season of CSI: Miami is starting here tonight, and that excites me.

I watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button yesterday, and I have to say that it exceeded my expectations. I would also have to say that in truth it was an excellent cinematic achievement. I loved the costumes and the cinematography. The story itself was really interesting too, but ultimately so sad. I'm not giving any details because you should definitely see it for yourself. Even though it was almost three hours long it didn't really feel like it and I would gladly watch it again.

I've got City of Ember on my list for today since my mother went to the senior's club, and I'll have to see if my cousin can get The Wrestler as well, because I've been itching to see that movie. I love me some Mickey Rourke even though his top lip has apparently been sent into exile and he looks like a total weirdo these days.

In other movie news, I watched The Relic (1997) with Tom Sizemore and Penelope Ann Miller on TV the other day. It was pretty awful, big surprise. I have only one question: How can something with the DNA of a human and a gecko look like this??

The world may never know.

Here are a couple of new products I caught on Mango TV.

The Vibro 10 000:I think the name says it all. Note the pink vibration lines. Very exciting.

And the Steam-O-Belt:

I don't really know what to say about this thing. It looks dangerous, but rest assured, it'll make you sexy and smiley.

4 comments:

  1. hahaha you slay me. I just giggle everytime I read your blog. Miss you, hope you're feeling better

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  2. Relic has got nothing on Mimic! Or is it the other way around. Actually, I think they were the same movie.

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  3. Would you explode (sexually or literally) if you used the Steam-o-belt and the Vibro 10 1000 at the SAME TIME??

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